I Never Promised You A Nose Guard

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I NEVER PROMISED YOU A NOSE GUARD
A SpeedIF 7 entry by R. Noyes.

I Never Promised You A Nose Guard
Author(s) Rob Noyes
Publisher(s) n/a
Release date(s) 1999
Authoring system Inform 6
Platform(s) Z-code 5
Language(s) English
License(s) Freeware
Multimedia
Color effects none
Graphics none
Sound/Music none
Ratings
Cruelty scale Polite

How It Begins

You might be anyone, in the cargo hold of the HMS Recalcitrant, having just fallen out of a pickle barrel. The last thing you can remember, after drinking nine beers, is promising to write to all your friends once you get to Bora-Bora. You are wearing a cheerleader outfit and carrying a set of pom-poms.

Versions

Release 1

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