I Never Promised You A Nose Guard
I NEVER PROMISED YOU A NOSE GUARD
A SpeedIF 7 entry by R. Noyes.
|I Never Promised You A Nose Guard|
|Authoring system||Inform 6|
How It Begins
You might be anyone, in the cargo hold of the HMS Recalcitrant, having just fallen out of a pickle barrel. The last thing you can remember, after drinking nine beers, is promising to write to all your friends once you get to Bora-Bora. You are wearing a cheerleader outfit and carrying a set of pom-poms.
- I Never Promised You A Nose Guard (Rob Noyes as R. Noyes; 1999; Z-code 5).