The Fat Lardo and the Rubber Ducky

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Comedy
Comedy
One-room
One-room
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IF Comp 2003
29th of 30

THE FAT LARDO AND THE RUBBER DUCKY
An interactive display of idiocy by... hell, no! You know me too well!
First time players are advised to ask WHY

The Fat Lardo And The Rubber Ducky
Author(s) Somebody
Publisher(s) n/a
Release date(s) 2003
Authoring system Inform 6
Platform(s) Z-code 5
Language(s) English
License(s) Freeware
Multimedia
Color effects none
Graphics none
Sound/Music none
Ratings
Cruelty scale Cruelty to be determined

How It Begins

You are a fat and ugly idiot, and you ain't got shit. You're in a square red room with a rubber ducky. And no exits. Did I go too fast for you or should I insult you some more?

Notable Features

  • Antagonistic narrator as author. The player is insulted frequently and the game uses liberal amounts of profanity.
  • The command QUIT does not end the game. However, there is another command that does end the game. This comprises the game's only puzzle.
  • At one point the game claims that *** The author have died! *** [sic], but no, it's only joking. The game doesn't end that way.

Versions

Release 00 (Competition release)

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