I Never Promised You A Nose Guard

I Never Promised You A Nose Guard
Game
Main links	Play online IFDB
Published	1999
Credits
Author	Rob Noyes
Reception
Events	Speed-IF 7 Participant
IFDB rating	2.5 out of 5 (2 ratings)
Gameplay
Interaction style	Parser
Location	Ship
Language	English
Cruelty scale	Polite
Accessibility	Colour: none. Graphics: none. Sound: none.
Technical details
Authoring system	Inform 6
Format	Z-code 5
License	Freeware
IFID	ZCODE-1-991212-4D04
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I NEVER PROMISED YOU A NOSE GUARD
A SpeedIF 7 entry by R. Noyes.

How it begins

You might be anyone, in the cargo hold of the HMS Recalcitrant, having just fallen out of a pickle barrel. The last thing you can remember, after drinking nine beers, is promising to write to all your friends once you get to Bora-Bora. You are wearing a cheerleader outfit and carrying a set of pom-poms.

Versions

Release 1

Date: 1999

• I Never Promised You A Nose Guard (Rob Noyes as R. Noyes; 1999; Z-code 5).
  • Release 1 / Serial number 991212 / Inform v6.15 Library 6/10
  • IFID: ZCODE-1-991212-4D04
    IFID links: IFDB
  • Speed-IF 7 entry.
  • Download nose.zip from the Speed IF 7 page.

Links

Spoilers

• Walkthrough and map by David Welbourn.

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Date: 1999