My First Stupid Game

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My First Stupid Game
Author(s) Dan McPherson
Publisher(s) n/a
Release date(s) 1996
Authoring system AGT
Platform(s) AGT
Language(s) English
License(s) Freeware
Color effects none
Graphics none
Sound/Music none
Cruelty scale Nasty

How It Begins

You might be anyone, carrying nothing, in the "Red Room," which is full of Van Halen posters. There is a turkey sandwich here. To the south is a sturdy door. You really have to go; beyond the door is a toilet. Examining the toilet, however, reveals that someone has put a lock on it. Can you find the key before your bladder explodes?

WARNING: Contains mild profanity, explicit gore, and bathroom humor.

Notable Features

  • The whole game is a timed puzzle; you must unlock and use the toilet within 74 turns, or you will die.


Release TBD


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