Old Man Simmons
|Old Man Simmons|
|Authoring system||Inform 6|
How It Begins
You might be anyone, carrying nothing, standing on a street near Old Man Simmons' mansion. There are some bushes on the side of the road. For reasons unstated, you want to put "a flamming [sic] bag of poo on Old Man Simmons' porch."
WARNING: Scatalogical content and vomiting.
- Poor world modeling. For example, the lighter cannot be lit, and the chili cannot be eaten.
- Old Man Simmons (Mark Leich; Oct-2006; Z-code 5).