Speed-IF That Dare Not Speak Its Number

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The fiftieth Speed-IF was on January 24, 2004 and organized by Sam Kabo Ashwell.


Write a speedIF about Man's eternal conflict with something or other, featuring hurled cows, a trilobyte, papercuts, bleeding flowers, Viagra, and liquid leather. GOOOOOO! (Sign here when done).



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