|Paul Equinox Collins
Followed by the sequel Lecture Feature.
How It Begins
Welcome to the world of St Borogrund's School - a world of intrigue, mystery, deceit, and excruciatingly bad dinners. Above a scattering of ugly grey outbuildings, Borogrund's four-storey tower block rises to assault the eye in a bitter and largely futile attempt to get a second glance.
The end of term looms, and with it the prospect of your school report. Your parents have made it very clear that the report must praise you as a talented and conscientious individual. Being none of the above - but ever loyal to your parents - you make it your quest to seek out the offending report and... amend it.
Borogrund's isn't just a strange name. It's a strange place. Expect the unexpected. Predict the unpredictable. And for pity's sake, don't go into the staff room unprepared...